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Remember Jojo? Yes, leave, get out, Jojo. Well she just released a new song and she’s jumping on the look at me I’m older now bandwagon. Not sure how I feel about it, I want to like it… but I can’t. Judge for yourself.

So there’s this new song by Carly Rae Jepsen called “Call Me Maybe”. It’s catchy, it’s stupid, and thus I love it. I am however confused as to why a bunch of Disney stars decided to sing and dance to it… but they did and the video is below.

Zac Efron – babesauce and Taylor Swift – stalker were recently on Ellen and they just happened to sing a little song. I can only hope that at some point Taylor writes a song about Zac, there are tons of words that rhyme with his name like mack, and attack and back and sack. I’m pulling for the last one, but here’s the video enjoy!

Because Taylor Swift is coming out with a new CD. Unfortunately you have some time to clear it out in order to make room for her next album because it won’t be out until probably next fall however there will be 10 songs on it and according to an interview the songs will be sad. So what, or rather who do we think the songs will be about? Let’s try and guess.

1. Jake Gyllenhaal
Not much goes with Gyllenhaal but Jake does.

2. Tim Tebow
Pure speculation as to whether they’re actually dating but Tebow certainly rhymes with a lot.

3. Lucas Till
He was in the Hannah Montana Movie… “I’ll love you Till the end of time”? #lyricalgenius #notsorry

The only one i’m positive about her dating is Jake, but all of these are possibilites. Truthfully I think she’s going to have to dig deep into her past or use more fake scenarios. Who knows, but I know that I’ll be singing each song at the top of my lungs.

If you read my other post Country Artists Like To Sing About Drinking, and obviously you should have, it’s also pretty obvious that rappers like to rap about butts, here are a few of my favorites it’s absurd how many I had to choose from.. oh andnstick around til the end for a little Jenna Marbles.

(also never realized Eminem had so many…)

1. Baby Got Back – Sir Mix Alot

2. Smack That – Akon

3. Ass Like That – Eminem

4. Shake That Ass For Me – Eminem & Nate Dogg

5. Shake Ya Tail Feather – Nelly, P Diddy, & Murphy Lee

And Jenna Marbles agrees, here’s her response… hahaha

I think the title of this post implies the meaning. So many country singers haves songs about getting hammered. Here are some of my favorites:
Disclaimer: songs are better when drunk… 

1. Pretty Good At Drinkin’ Beer – Billy Currington

2. Red Solo Cup – Toby Keith

3. Alcohol – Brad Paisley

4. Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off – Joe Nichols

5. Billy’s Got His Beer Goggles On – Neal Mccoy

1. Bad – The Cab
Just love the Cab super hard.

2. Fool Like Me- Corbra Starship ft. The Plastiscines
This makes me laugh super hard, especially the chorus

3. Do Ya Thang – Rihanna
Self Explanatory

4. Set Fire To The Rain – Adele
Powerhouse.

5. Honestly- Hot Chelle Rae
Not their most popular, but it should be.

So, as I’ve mentioned before I love nothing more than killing songs. I love them and will listen to them on rotation until I can’t stand them anymore. So here are the five songs currently on repeat on my ipod.

1. Our – Taylor Swift
Sweet and upbeat. Excellent shower music.

2. Rumour Has It/Someone Like You – Glee
One of the best mash-ups I’ve ever heard. Can’t get it out of my head.

3. You Da One – Rihanna
I think the artist says enough.

4. Take Care – Drake ft. Rihanna
These two can do no wrong.

5. I Like It Like That – Hot Chelle Rae
Their songs are just so much fun.

Fact: I wish my life was Glee. I wish I could express my emotions by bursting in to song whenever the mood strikes… I guess I could however that would probably not go unnoticed or applauded like it does on the show. Either way I’m beyond obsessed with the show and this week is going to be bananas. I’ll talk songs first and then just to warn you I’m talking spoilers so if you don’t like knowing the fate of your favorite couples ahead of time I’d start reading one of my other entertaining and obviously witty posts (#shamelessplug).

So for starters, we’re getting back to Glee’s high school musical this week. I must say West Side Story is my favorite musical and I don’t know what all the problems about who would be Maria was about, personally I think Anita is a much more fun character, but back to Glee. This week they’re singing all West Side Story songs drum roll anyone? No? I’m the only one this excited? Don’t care. The song’s are “Tonight” (not the big group reprise but the Maria and Tony duet), “America”, “One Hand One Heart”, and my favorite song from the show “A Boy Like That”. I’m super excited for all of them but especially “A Boy Like That” because not only is it my favorite song from the musical but it we have yet to hear a duet between Santana and Rachel, and obviously I’ve already listened to it and loved it. If you’re a super weirdo like I am and just cannot wait click here to listen to this week’s songs!

SPOILERS FOLLOWING!

 

This week is going to be an amazing episode. Rachel and Finn andddd Kurt and Blaine are all thinking about losing their v cards, minus Finn cause he already lost his, and well I don’t know about Blaine, but Rachel and Kurt are. Who will? Who won’t? Not sure but I have my opinion!  Also Rachel goes to Quinn and Santana for advice who both say don’t do it, Quinn because she got pregnant (valid) and Santana because Finn apparently isn’t very good (also valid). Next topic. New love interests and villains. Remember coach Beiste? Well she’s finally going to be swept off her feet by an Ohio State recruit, also if we remember correctly Beiste is still carrying around her v card. Next trouble in paradise for Blaine and Kurt. Blaine will be stopping by his own stomping grounds and visiting the Warblers who got a new babe who is going to come in between Blaine and Kurt, or at the very least try to. Oh and apparently Sue is getting a new nemesis. That excites me, don’t know much about it but I love Sue being ridiculous so this can only be a good thing.

And that’s just about everything I know about what’s going to be happening, oh and just to let you know the second Christmas Album will be here soon. Stoked.

Alright, this post was a long time coming. I love Adele, I love her music and her passion and how raw all of her music is. She puts every emotion and ounce of herself in to her music, it’s hard to believe she’s only 23. As a 21 year old my life consists of going out not writing breathtaking songs that just don’t get old. So here are a few of my favorite Adele songs along with a really awesome mash-up I found.

1. Chasing Pavements
Have to start from the beginning right? This song is amazing. As soon as I heard this song I knew it was going to be big, however I had no clue just how big.

2. Melt My Heart to Stone
Another amazing song from her debut album. You make recognize the chorus from a childish gambino song.

3. Make You Feel My Love
So I know she didn’t write this song, but it’s one of the best, if not the best versions of this song I have ever heard.

4. Turning Tables
Love. Love. Love. A song about needing to leave a relationship, not for yourself but for the other person. So good.

5. Someone Like You
I couldn’t have a list of her songs without including this one. It’s just so honest and a little bitter, but also a little I know you’re happy and that’s good.

6. He Won’t Go
A little more up tempo.

7. One and Only
The perfect song for anyone who loves someone who won’t love them back.

Here is the mashup I really love it – It’s Rolling in the Deep and Crazy by Knarles Barkely


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