Kim is getting divorced!

Posted by: sexinthevalley on: October 31, 2011

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So after weeks of speculation it’s official, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humprhey’s are getting divorced. Here are some reasons why I’m not surprised.

1. Kris is a total douche
Everyone besides Kim’s mom hates that guy. He’s so rude to everyone and when they told everyone about their engagement he said it was a joke. Red Flag anyone?

2. NBA lockout
With the lockout the barely known player needed some kind of income so hello Kim and her desperate need to be married. That’s a large check he just cashed.

3. Just duh.
You could see from the reality show it looked like a total publicity stunt the entire time. Kim falls in love with every guy that looks her way and promises a diamond ring and maybe a few kids. Girl is desperate. Let’s not forget this isn’t her first wedding. She got married when she was still a teenager to some guy like 10 years older than her, oh hey and she’s famous for having a sex tape. Nothing about her screams I’m super sincere and deserve my fame!

Here’s my theory, when you know you know. Khloe and Lamar said screw it, let’s just do this and so far they seem good. Khloe doesn’t go to every taping so she can spend time with her husband instead of time with her camera crew. Kourtney and Scott, well for starters they’ve got a kid and as weird as they are I think they work. Kris and Kim… no. Just no. My thoughts are Kim just got so wrapped up in wanting to be married that she would say yes to anyone who asked. Kris saw an opportunity and capitalized on it. It’s not secret that everyone besides Kim’s mom though the guy was just using Kim, and clearly that point has been proven. I kinda feel bad for Kim cause I think she really really wants to be married and start a family, however you can’t force that kind of thing. It’ll happen when it’s supposed to, and my guess is it’ll happen in the not to distant future with Reggie Bush. I mean come on Reggie is obvi still in love with Kim, have you seen his girlfriend? She looks more like Kim than Khloe and Kourtney. so divorce is happening, she hasn’t released why yet, but all in all I figured they would have lasted at least a year, I’m surprised that isn’t in their E! contract.

Here’s the link to E! if you want more deets!